May 2013
hungarian:
*sees a pretty girl* *sips some haterade*
lameborghini:
how dare u be in a relationship when ur cute and we have similar music taste
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raccoonstormtrooper:
what if pee changed color with your mood
it kinda does
yellow = thirsty
clear = not thirsty
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i m dying thi s kid is tryin g t get my number via snapchat from my frineds phone omfg
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commanderinqueef:
it should rain hash browns
thsi summer im going to try different food combinations and hopefully find something amazing
lonelywhiteasian:
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
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sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
someone pls make me food i havent had a legit meal in like a month
deodrant:
are you ever so sad that you can actually feel your heart ache
hippyjamfest:
I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first
fffcuk:
give me attention so i can ignore you
aiclan:
put on your war paint
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
greenmariosmansion:
“sir could you please put away your yugioh cards? this is a job interview”
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i really wanna get one of those seatbelt stuffed animal things so i can put it on the passengers side of my car so whenever my friends need a ride or something i can be like “buckle up and snuggle up bitch”
welcomebackronberto:
How to successfully seduce someone: Step 1. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
veggietalesyaoi:
veggietalesyaoi:
mission for today: get some food fro m the pantry while naked without being detected
MISSION FA ILED MISSION FAILED
slickwilly33:
catswithbenefits:
why is everyone making fun of amanda bynes!? how would you feel if your mom was stranded in a hot air balloon??
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